Curse of Cursing

So the other day I get cornered and scolded by a manager at work (not my manager, not even a manager in my department) about my cursing. Apparently, it is too often and I quote "a poor representation" of our company. Now this would be all fine and dandy if I were the only person at my work that swore. Or even perhaps if I was the worst offender. But none of that is the case. It feels like I was just singled out, for what reason? I have no idea. But the point is, if you want to ban the cursing, then ban it company-wide. Not just for me. Now I feel totally on edge. I am constantly trying to check my swearing so as not to offend anyone or worse yet, be a bad example at work. So basically that fact that I occasionally swear at work now has me walking on egg shells every day. And do you know what I have to say about all this??? It's a bunch of fucking bullshit... Why the hell should I have any different rules than any of the other douche bags at work?? Let's put the swearing ban to a vote... I'm pretty sure that I can tell you how it would end... with double middle fingers... all around!!!

The Godmother...

So don't look now... but someone thinks I am godmother material!! Surprised?? You should have seen me! I mean, I like babies. I think they are super cute... and fun to play with. But godmother... that means some serious responsibility. In theory, I could have to take care of them... like not just for a few hours... but forever. The good news is... we're talking about boys.. twin boys. I think boys for sure like me better and we all know how difficult girls can be!! But still, I am a little apprehensive!!! I just don't want to let anyone down... I want to be like a fairy godmother... great at my job. I have just two months to prepare for this role... first order of business... try to stop swearing!! At least I have to learn how control myself around the babies. Pretty sure, a fairy godmother would make sure the boys first word was not shit... or hell... or worse...