So I'm out with a couple of my girlfriends... and they have had a few (too many). I am still on my restricted drinking plan (i.e. way too sober!- but hey, at least I'm drinking at all!!!) So anyway, one of my girlfriends says that this guys that she is "seeing" has sent her a very inappropriate picture (he is out of town right now). So, of course I want to see it. I doesn't take much cajoling. She's drunk and well, I am very convincing. So she shows us his rock hard penis, fully erect. Nice picture. But all it makes me think is... WTF. I have been in a long distance relationship for months... I have sent pleanty of dirty pictures... we have our fair share of phone sex, but I have yet to receive a penis picture from my BOYFRIEND. And this little... I don't even know what to call him... of hers, is already giving it up. Once again... WTF? So of course, when I talk to my boyfriend on my way home that night I ask... WTF? He insists he has offered numerous times and I have shot him down. What???? Me turn down dick? We all know that does not happen. So I make it perfectly clear that I want a fully erect penis picture ASAP!
So this morning... my text message alert goes off... and I see it's from him. I can hardly contain my excitement!!! I open it up to a fully hard penis picture. Ahhh!!! Life is fair again. Under the picture... he has written "Good Morning Wood!" Funny... cute... great sex... and he loves me... man I'm lucky!!
So I call him immediately and say "I can not believe you just sent me a picture of your penis. That is so inappropriate."
"You told me to", he protests (I can hear him getting irritated)
"I would never say such a thing", I respond, before I burst out laughing. Then I tell him how much I love it!!!
So I was telling my girlfriend about the whole story this morning, and she said... it's funny. Some women get jealous when their friends get flowers or gifts from boys... you get upset over penis pictures. That's right... I guess I just have penis (picture) envy!!!
5 comments:
AHAHAHAHA!!! see, the sextual revolution is in full swing! naughty texts ARE the candy and flowers of this generation. what is the world coming to? hee hee. ;p
I know it's fun and a rush. It's easy to get caught up in the horny-ness. Been there, done that. Remember digital pics hardly ever go away.
http://www.exgfpics.com/blog/
Not all dudes can exercise discretion when it comes to exes.
lawless plans to marry this man. i think they have enough trust to share whatever kind of pictures they want.
Of course one would hope to be able to trust the person they want to marry.
I do plan to marry this man... but beyond that... I trust him more than anything. Otherwise I would never do what I am doing. Just so you know... my naughty pictures, never include my face.
But I appreciate J understanding and standing up for our relationship. This isn't some guy I met yesterday....
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