"His" Toys

A man and his toys. No I am not talking about the four-wheel drive riding lawn mower he just got or the weed whacker that also prunes bushes and trims trees (do those things even exist??). I am talking about naughty toys... sex toys. So today a couple of girlfriends and I are having a discussion about bedroom toys and boys and it all clicked. All of the boys in our lives have disliked the personal pleasure makers we had BEFORE they arrived. But as soon as we buy them together, or they buy them for us... then they become fair game. In fact, they are totally in to them and all about using them to spice up the sex. So essentially, guys can't handle the fact that a toy MAY have been used with another man. No matter how many times it has been cleaned and sterilized. It is like kindergarten all over again. They all want their own special toys and they have zero intention of ever, EVER sharing. Listen, it's fine with me, because it just means that my stock gets updated on a regular basis and that can never be a bad thing. You really should always be on the cutting edge of the sex toys... it's the only edge to be on!!