The Worst Mom Ever!

Let's face it... I am the worst mom ever. I was gone for 9 days. Then I came home to my babies for only 8 days and now I am preparing to leave again... FOR 18 DAYS!!! My poor babies. I feel awful, the guilt is eating away at me. And what's worth, they are treating me like a queen... showering me with love and affection. If they were upset I left them for days on end, they certainly aren't acting like it. But what about when I do it to them again. I have never left them alone for this long. I can't bear the thought of them hating me when I return!! They are my boys, my babies. They soothe me when I have had a bad day. They are always there for me. All they want to do, is be there for me. Their love is unconditional. They... are my dogs. If you have them, you understand. They are your babies. And right now, I feel like the worst dog mom ever!!!

The Godmother...

So don't look now... but someone thinks I am godmother material!! Surprised?? You should have seen me! I mean, I like babies. I think they are super cute... and fun to play with. But godmother... that means some serious responsibility. In theory, I could have to take care of them... like not just for a few hours... but forever. The good news is... we're talking about boys.. twin boys. I think boys for sure like me better and we all know how difficult girls can be!! But still, I am a little apprehensive!!! I just don't want to let anyone down... I want to be like a fairy godmother... great at my job. I have just two months to prepare for this role... first order of business... try to stop swearing!! At least I have to learn how control myself around the babies. Pretty sure, a fairy godmother would make sure the boys first word was not shit... or hell... or worse...