Curse of Cursing

So the other day I get cornered and scolded by a manager at work (not my manager, not even a manager in my department) about my cursing. Apparently, it is too often and I quote "a poor representation" of our company. Now this would be all fine and dandy if I were the only person at my work that swore. Or even perhaps if I was the worst offender. But none of that is the case. It feels like I was just singled out, for what reason? I have no idea. But the point is, if you want to ban the cursing, then ban it company-wide. Not just for me. Now I feel totally on edge. I am constantly trying to check my swearing so as not to offend anyone or worse yet, be a bad example at work. So basically that fact that I occasionally swear at work now has me walking on egg shells every day. And do you know what I have to say about all this??? It's a bunch of fucking bullshit... Why the hell should I have any different rules than any of the other douche bags at work?? Let's put the swearing ban to a vote... I'm pretty sure that I can tell you how it would end... with double middle fingers... all around!!!

Laying down the Law!!!

So my blog has done exactly what I wanted it to do... got people's attention, got people reading, and thinking, and debating. But it seems things are getting a little out of control on Living Lawless (i.e. Sexual Judgments) so as the blog master (I've always wanted to be master of something... ceremony... ju jitsu... S&M- I was just kidding about that last part;-) I'm taking back control!!!
Anyway... it's time for me to lay down the law!!!
Here at Living Lawless... there are a few things you should know..
1. You should always, always agree with what I write, even if I'm ranting and raving and way out of control. You should agree (or at least pretend to)
2. You must have a hatred for photo radar... not dislike... I said hatred. And you must always promise to try and duck tickets... If we don't pay, they don't make money and then maybe they will go away.
3. You must believe that getting new toilet paper and paper towel dispensers as opposed to me getting a raise is ridiculous... enough said.
4. You must never, ever under any circumstances use my blog to go after my friends. My friends are my family here. And we fight like family, we love like family, and we defend each other like family. Take your hatred elsewhere.
5. You must think crazy is cool... because a lot of the time I am!
6. You must think that I am one of the funniest people you know... and email this blog link to as many people as you know... Ready?? Go!!

So... now that we have all agreed on the rules.. and you have signed on the dotted line.. feel free to continue to read my hilarious, honest, open, over-the-top, sometimes boring, but always thoughtful blog. And keep those comments coming...